Abscond
1) Verb – To leave secretly in order to avoid detection or arrest for something that is likely unlawful.

The tooth fairy absconded with the child’s teeth along with his tv, phone, and dog named Bark Ruffalo.

While his family played board games in the other room, Brad absconded with the turkey so he could enjoy Thanksgiving alone in his room.

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Eyes on the prize, Brad

2) Verb – (In reference to incarcerated people) to escape.

Bark Ruffalo escaped the kennel his abductor had put him in and began his journey home to his celebrity master.

Ice pick Dave absconded from prison and prepared to start a new life as a professional balloon popper.

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From birth Bark Ruffalo knew there was something different about him.